The coffeeshop I'm in right now seems to have been picked up from a small town somewhere in the Midwest of our great country, swirled 2000 miles, and dropped down, complete with local residents, in the middle of SoCal.
There's this great group of 50 - 70 year olds hanging out and shootin' the breeze. Overheard so far:
Discussions of Gout and remedies
"Now you're movin' from preachin' to meddlin'!"
"That went over as well as a ham sandwich in a synagogue."
A debate on the merits of corn on the cob versus frozen
"I don't have any squirrels so far, but I have rabbits and gophers. The gophers are terrible this year."